Lil’ Man Breakdown

lol i was lovin this vid checkout this lil man from milwaukee WI gettin down at his local talent show…enjoy

THE PEPPERONI THIEF

Now here’s a funny story from the other day with me and my good friend T dizzle. To set the plot all of our hhtt members headed down to our local radio spot 91.3 fm social light sounds hip hop show that air’s from 10pm to midnight. Now with that being said here’s the story; T.O.D. and I purchased pizza for the radio session I got a small half roni and cheese and T got a large cheese. while I was getting footage for HHTT i happened to look over at my pizza and noticed a slice of roni missing….at that time I looked at T who was turned away from me giggling uncontrolably. And the reason for his laughter…… you see, my man T destroyed that slice in 3 bites hahaha. but its all love baby thanks for the laughs Tdizzle

OBAMA’S NEW PLANS

 

This breaking news from the onion is simply hilarious. There’s no doubt that if Obama came to the Lincoln sq. Denny’s of  Worcester MA that he would seriously consider this change in his confidence in the ability of the average american citizen. Not only would the president be disgusted with the type of people that regularly infest that diner, but the fact that even Mr. “we made it” himself  would still have to wait over an hour for his “moons over my hammy” lol enjoy

NEVER FORGET WHERE YOU CAME FROM….

Honestly I never would have thought that growing up here would have had such an impact on my life. I never thought that I would see Worcester build and grow in the ways that it has since I was just a todler.I remember hearing my father and my uncles talk about how ROUTE 9 was practically a dirt road and White City consisted of just a local market. But look at her now… she’s co-signing and consolidating(as Nino Brown would say) and coming into her own faster than ever. I can’t wait till its me telling my son how Worcester used to be and where all of my old stomping grounds were. All I can say is that I’m happy for my kids to see the city I grew up in and that it continues to grow… just like them…just like me…. just like HHTT.

I’M NOT DONE

Recently I posted “so fed up” on my brother site hulk hate time travel.com and I touched on a few of the issues in the world that had been getting on my nerves. Well this is my follow up rant for the things I missed in that one. I have to say that this recession has had such an effect on the world its crazy. I look at the news and see pirates hi-jackin ships? are you serious? We’ve got fuckin captain jack sparrowon the high seas off the coast of Somalia? What the fuck?….You know this fuckin recession is bad when you get people turnin into pirates and shit. Im just sayin, I understand with people being as broke as they are lately every one is tryin to find a hustle, but jackin ships? What happened to the good ol’ days when niggas hustled bootleg t-shirts on the corner?….or those niggas that would harass you to buy their knock-off perfumes and colognes?(yall remember them niggas lol) I mean I get it but if you ask me I’m gonna handle this recession the only way I know how. I mean I’m black.. heh … I’ve been in a recession my whole life lol I know how to get by when I’m broke and now that the rich folks are going broke they startin to panic.. But I don’t, and I won’t….I’ma ride out this recession with some 200 proof homebrew and my Kryptonite…….Oh yes, I’m going to be fine.

BROTHER DECAPITATES 5-YEAR-OLD SISTER IN MILTON MA….

At a birthday celebration on sat march 28,2009 just off of Blue Hill Ave near Mattapan, 23-year-old Kerby Revelus fatally stabbed his 17-year-old sister Samantha and then his 5-year-old sister Bianca. Reports say that the police arrived to Kerby decapitating his 5-year-old sister and then brutally attacking his 9-year-old sister Sarafina. Kerby was shot dead during his assault on his 9-year-old sister who underwent surgery today and is expected to survive. There is NO FUCKING EXCUSE for this kind of violence. Even though police have no clue to why Kerby attacked I don’t think that any argument,fight,scuffle etc. warranted this kind of brutality. I don’t give a fuck what those girls did to Kerby, they did not deserve to go out like that.I have to ask myself what kind of monster could do such a thing, and then i think of how death was way to good for such an evil person. God bless this family to have to go through such a tragedy, I could only image the hurt of losing 1 child let alone 3…my heart goes out to this family and the community they live in.  Also to the police officers that had to witness such a tragic moment and still do their jobs. My heart goes out to you all.

A fund has been setup to aid the revelus family in this time of grief.

Revelus Family Fund

c/o Citizen’s Bank

540 Granite Street

Braintree, MA 02184

THESE SHO IS GOOD MASSA….

ITS ALWAYS GOOD TO LOOK AT THE PAST BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER WHERE YOU BEEN, WHAT YOUVE BEEN THROUGH, AND WHERE YOU’VE COME FROM. AND SOMETIMES LOOKING BACK IT MAKES YOU LAUGH BECAUSE YOU SEE FUNNY ADS AND THINGS LIKE THIS. ALTHOUGH IF THIS WAS TO BE POSTED SOMEWHERE NOW-A-DAYS IT WOULD BE HUMILIATING AND DOWN RIGHT WRONG, BUT BACK THEN SEEING THIS LIKE THIS MADE BLACK FOLKS PROUD,PROUD TO SEE A BROTHER OUT THERE MOVIN UP IN THE WORLD. BUT THIS PIECE OF ADVERTISING IS ALMOST LIKE BEING ABLE TO TRAVEL THROUGH TIME TO A PERIOD IN AMERICAN HISTORY WHEN EVERY MAN WAS NOT GIVEN THE SAME MEANS AND ABILITIES TO BE PERCEIVED AS EQUALS.THIS WAS A TIME IN  HISTORY THAT PEOPLE OF A DARKER COLOR HAD TO USE SEPARATE BATHROOMS AND DRINKING FOUNTAINS. WE COULDN’T EVEN SIT IN THE SAME MOVIE THEATRE….

 BECAUSE OF THE COLOR OF THERE SKIN. NEEDLESS TO SAY AMERICA HAS COME A LONG WAY BUT INDEED HAS A MUCH LONGER WAY TO GO. SO HERE’S TO THE FUTURE, AND TO EVERY MAN,WOMAN AND CHILD BEING TREATED AS EQUALS IN THEIR LIFE, LIBERTY, AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS.

A DAY ON THE FARM

The chicken farm that is….wrights chicken farm in RI. This is a place i usually go with the family. you’ve got to, there are certain people that can handle wrights and certain people who can’t. you have to be driven by hunger or really really like the gift shop lol. OK here’s how it works; the chicken farm is all-you-can-eat and its open only 4 days of the week  Thursday-Sunday and you either get there right when the restaurant opens or you bring some extra cash and plan to play keno and drink beer or shop around the gift shop for about an hour. If your planning on checking it out be prepared to wait seriously. Any way after you get to finally sit (after the kids have turned your wallet inside out at the gift shop) a waitress will come ask if your having chicken or steak. Surprisingly people actually go to a chicken farm for steak, thats like going to a jaimacan restuarant for orange chicken lol but thats just me. Anyhow you end up gettin about 8 piecesof chicken to start,pasta and sauce,homemade french fries,salad and fresh buns. I think the anticipation of the meal helps make it so good cuz that first plate of chicken is always a bowl of bones in about 45 sec. With that being said, it is an awesome place to bring the family because you dont have to worry about disturbing anyones meal. I really wouldnt know though, I focus on the chicken lol, but its a loud fun place to eat and enjoy family time. And since there is a decent road trip to RI involved its relatively easy to make Wrights Chicken Farm a tradition in any family…

There’s always a critic in the family and thats my son. So this time instead of having my feast cut short by the lil bellies that fill up much faster than mine, I came prepared…..lol take that lil buddy

and the fam continues the tradition….we’re going one more time before the summer is over

MURRAY AVE CHRONICLES III “PIZZA DELIVERY”

the murray ave saga has many installments but this installment comes from a time that I like to call “idle hands”. as they say idle hands are a devils’ play ground and me and the murray ave cliks were living proof of this. as I can recall it was one boring ass friday night and I had few friends at my crib. and as everyone knows when the clik gets together,who ever is part of the clik that doesn’t show up always gets discussed.(in every clik this true) so this time the missing member of the clik was V. he lived the furthest from the ave so it was understandable but we still felt that we should find some way to….um….make him second guess about being absent when it is time to chill. so someone in the clik suggested that we call him. which I then decided that yes we should call, but we should prank call first. lol let the fun begin!! first we called and pretended to be greater media cable (that was before charter for you newbees) and told his mom that her cable was going to be shut off first thing in the moring.lol its kinda mean but this shit was funny because V ends up getting on the phone and he’s pissed but doesn’t recognize my voice so we continue to fuck with him till he hangs up. we then decide he might be angry because he’s hungry, so i took the liberty of ordering him 7 cheese pizzas, 5 roni,and like 6 subs. lol lol. caller id made it kinda complicated but I just gave them my phone # and his address.lol. later that nIght after the clik had dispersed I get a call from lol a very very angry delivery man that was cursin me out and sayin that I owed him like $150.lol I was kinda shook though becuase my parents always ordered from there. well the next day we see V and ask him how his night went, he starts telling us about a crazy cable guy that called his crib and was threatening him and his mom,lol, and then he’s telling us about how he was duckin and turning out all of his lights in his house because a guy was at his door with a dolly full of food!!!he said he answered the door and told the guy he didn’t order all that food and the guy was like trippin over the snow bank dragging the pizza box’s in the snow swearin and dropping sandwiches and shit. lol we all busted out laughing our asses off . I believe from that point on V never missed another friday night at the ave. but we couldn’t order pizza for like a year after that lol! good times y’all

DONT BE A MENACE TO SOUTH CENTRAL WHILE DRINKIN YOUR JUICE IN THA HOOD

 

I’ve been posting on my brother site http://www.hulkhatetimetravel.com  and recently ive gone back and started watching some of the teenaged black folks movies that have influenced my life such as JUICE,BOYZ IN THE HOOD,MENACE II SOCIETY etc. And after all that seriousness there is nothing more please than watching a wayans brothers spoof. I dont think i have ever laughed harder at a movie in my life. Oh man me and av would always find something new to laugh at even after watching it for the 45th time. and then try watchin it blazed up and you’ll pass out from laughin so hard. This is truly the most played dvd of my collection. So please sit back and enjoy a couple of my favorite scenes from this classic….